Merry Dogmas!

We've just watched Home Alone, a great Christmas film by anyones standards. So I'll try and do more of this Blog in the New Year. Jebus bless us one and all!

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Where would you get it??

So this one time I did a 5 mile walk. I did it to cure cancer. I hate walking, but I HATE cancer even more. So I did this walk and I'm pretty sure we cured the cancers, cause I completed the walk. I actually had some fun doing it, but my legs where never designed for these kind of things. Its like using a bike to go across an ocean. Not fit for purpose. But take that The Cancer, cause I kicked you're butt! I gotta go now and get my robes on for the ceremony where they give me the medal for curing cancer. Did I mention I walked 5 miles? All at once too. But I don't like to talk about it.

what did i forget...

..umm..

Oh yeah, we saw this rock on the walk, that the link there. Its pretty sweet, eh?

Worlds cup of soccer Ball.

Apparently there was a bunch of models promoting Bavaria beer at a football match and a bunch of gays escorted them away. Bavaria beer is Stinking but the Models don’t make it it’s not their fault. I’m sure if they where promoting Woo woo’s what the Gays drink and they where ripped dudes the gays wouldn’t have taken them away.

And a black man lost his job because of this. I thought South Africa had started dealing with its race issues, obviously not. This just seems prejudice against Blacks and Hot Models. The Gays run South Africa. White Gays.

Thanks for listening. This will be my last broadcast about the Worlds cup of soccer Ball.


Above is a picture of me describing how i feel about the Worlds Soccer Ball Tourney through the mighty power of of non permanent knuckle Tattoo's. the other PIc is of the biggest Bowl of Hummus i've ever seen. Look at the dill pickle to get a sense of scale. I had some BTW it was delish!

I really Hope Ireland win The worlds Soccer Ball Golden Eagle Championship Trophy™

Worlds cup of soccer Ball.

Apparently there was a bunch of models promoting Bavaria beer at a football match and a bunch of gays escorted them away. Bavaria beer is Stinking but the Models don’t make it it’s not their fault. I’m sure if they where promoting Woo woo’s what the Gays drink and they where ripped dudes the gays wouldn’t have been taken away.

And a black man lost his job because of this. I thought South Africa had started dealing with its race issues, obviously not. This just seems prejudice against Blacks and Hot Models. The Gays run South Africa. White Gays

Thanks for listening. This will be my last broadcast about the Worlds cup of soccer Ball.

HEAD STAB!

So I drew this a while ago, its pretty neat. Its a game I came up with called head stab and basically how it works is you ask some one if they want to play head stab? If they ask how its played, or they say no, or they tell you you're too small to go on their roller coaster, or they tell you to leave their granny alone she doesn't like what your doing to her, that's disgusting because she's an old woman..then BAMMMMMMMMMM! You stab them in the head! 99% of the time you'll win.

Skele-ink

When I was wee there was an add on TV about video tapes where a skeleton would say "re-record not fade away". I loved that ad because I loved video tapes and skeletons. But it turns out video has faded away,
so that guy was a flat out liar. If I saw him now I'd punch him, but that would hurt my hand... How do you hurt a skeleton? Aw man he wins no matter what. Oh yeah this a skeleton boy tattoo I got, y'know from that other blog I'm always pimping. It's there forever now I wish some one had told me that before I got it done...sigh


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...its called the Aristocrats

Hi All, Long time no see! how are you..um yeah..good good and how’s Dorothy..oh yeah the hips still playing up. In see well send her my best and tell her I hope her uterus doesn’t fall out again in the middle of her grandkids school play. Godamn Dorothy can’t her uterus in check. This is an interesting picture isn’t it. The one above. Its basicllay me doing a magic trick in long johns on a piece of apperatus. I’m doing a a big TAAADAAAAA, cause you shoulda seen what I done before OH BOY! It involved a dozen skunks a convicted peadophile, 7 liters of human blood and a blow torch. Don’t call me magic, call me magical!

A Potato version of Gary Busey on Coke!

This is a replica of the previous photo "Gary Busey on Coke" that i crafted from Mashed potato. I think it's fucking good enough to eat!

Gary Busey on Coke.

This is a picture of Gary Busey on coke. He's absolutely off his head and he looks like he's having the best time ever. He also has Flags in his head and some rolled-up dried leaves burning in his mouth. Even though he looks like he's having a brilliant time the government has banned cocaine and coca-cola. Have they ever seen this picture. They're banning pleasure. LOOK AT HIS FACE GORDON BROWN! You mustn't take coke though. Gary Busey says, and he tried it loads of time. One time My sister and I watched a programme called Celebrity Rehab. Gary was on it, not to be rehabilitated, ho ho no! He's been clean for 15 years, he was there to council others, sure he looked like he was coked off his face 25/8, but that was his plan you see! He's on their level! He's Playing thier game! No-one knows a sinner, like a sinner...what this coke...um... I just found it...no... I was holding it for Rodney king!(Rodney king is an alcoholic, now quit being so greedy)

Shark On A Washing Machine

This is the one that starts it all. It's a shark on a washing machine. It was in my head but I sicked it out onto a canvas with some oils and a paintbrush that I was holding in my hand at the time.