Monday, May 17, 2010


So I drew this a while ago, its pretty neat. Its a game I came up with called head stab and basically how it works is you ask some one if they want to play head stab? If they ask how its played, or they say no, or they tell you you're too small to go on their roller coaster, or they tell you to leave their granny alone she doesn't like what your doing to her, that's disgusting because she's an old woman..then BAMMMMMMMMMM! You stab them in the head! 99% of the time you'll win.


When I was wee there was an add on TV about video tapes where a skeleton would say "re-record not fade away". I loved that ad because I loved video tapes and skeletons. But it turns out video has faded away,
so that guy was a flat out liar. If I saw him now I'd punch him, but that would hurt my hand... How do you hurt a skeleton? Aw man he wins no matter what. Oh yeah this a skeleton boy tattoo I got, y'know from that other blog I'm always pimping. It's there forever now I wish some one had told me that before I got it done...sigh

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Wednesday, May 12, 2010

...its called the Aristocrats

Hi All, Long time no see! how are yeah..good good and how’s Dorothy..oh yeah the hips still playing up. In see well send her my best and tell her I hope her uterus doesn’t fall out again in the middle of her grandkids school play. Godamn Dorothy can’t her uterus in check. This is an interesting picture isn’t it. The one above. Its basicllay me doing a magic trick in long johns on a piece of apperatus. I’m doing a a big TAAADAAAAA, cause you shoulda seen what I done before OH BOY! It involved a dozen skunks a convicted peadophile, 7 liters of human blood and a blow torch. Don’t call me magic, call me magical!