Monday, June 6, 2011

iOS5 - Adding all the stuff we should've added ages ago

Apples iOS5 Video

So Apple has announced iOS5 and they've added 200 new innovations or improvements or whatever buzz word they've decided on this week. AWOOGAAHHHH! Thank you Steve for throwing us a crumb! I've got to come clean - I'm an iPhone 3GS user and i think its a great phone, also this is a very welcome announcement. The improvements are sorely needed. And i think that right there is my issue, these are a collection of functions "borrowed" from other smartphones, hell some are borrowed form phones, my Sony Ericsson 3 years ago had a volume button you could take pictures with! There doesn't seem to be too much in the way of innovation, nothing brand new and ultra exciting, Apples the company that staked its whole company on a different way of doing things and unfortunately (to me) it seems that they've got content with just keeping up the the Andriods.

MTV Movie Awards that i didn't watch

As you can tell form my title i didn't watch the MTV movie awards last night, hell i'm not even sure they show them live over here in Northern Ireland/The UK/North Ireland/Ireland/Ulster so i'm not eve sure if i could've. But when i woke up this morning is aw a few posts form our american cousins about who won this and that and the ONLY thing you need to know about them is thet Emma Stone won an award for best comedic performance for Easy A! Yay! Thats her up top there smiling and looking strangely attractive in a way that gingers really shouldn't. The rest of the awards where won my twilight. Yes i know, twilight won all the other awards, oh and Justin Bieber won one. SO thats Twilight everything Justin Bieber and Emma Stone one. Presumably since there no musical numbers in twilight and no comedic performances, unless you include Taylor Laurents acting! Boom Boom!

List of winners:
Best Male Performance: Robert Pattinson, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Best Villain: Tom Felton, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1
Best Jaw Dropping Moment: Justin Bieber, Justin Bieber: Never Say Never
Biggest Badass Star: Chloƫ Mortez, Kick-Ass
Best Breakout Star: Chloƫ Mortez, Kick-Ass
Best Fight: Robert Pattinson vs. Xavier Samuel and Bryce Dallas Howard, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Best Kiss Winner Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Best Line From a Movie: “I want to get chocolate wasted!” – Alexys Nycole Sanchez, Grown Ups
Best Scared-As-Sh*t Performance: Ellen Page, Inception
Best Female Performance: Kristen Stewart, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Best Comedic Performance: Emma Stone, Easy A
Best Movie Winner: The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

Friday, February 25, 2011


So I haven't updated this in a while! well, since 2010 it seems. Sorry old friend i have neglected you. Recently my Brother went to the good 'ol US of A and brought me back this ICP energy drink with the spunky name of SPAZMATIC! Also they've called it Energy sauce cause they be wacky like that. As a juggalo this is particularly exciting and as ICP are streaming their concert live in a few weeks and in honor of seeing the for the first time (altho streamed)live, i will drink this bad boy! Salut!

Friday, December 24, 2010

Merry Dogmas!

We've just watched Home Alone, a great Christmas film by anyones standards. So I'll try and do more of this Blog in the New Year. Jebus bless us one and all!


Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Where would you get it??

So this one time I did a 5 mile walk. I did it to cure cancer. I hate walking, but I HATE cancer even more. So I did this walk and I'm pretty sure we cured the cancers, cause I completed the walk. I actually had some fun doing it, but my legs where never designed for these kind of things. Its like using a bike to go across an ocean. Not fit for purpose. But take that The Cancer, cause I kicked you're butt! I gotta go now and get my robes on for the ceremony where they give me the medal for curing cancer. Did I mention I walked 5 miles? All at once too. But I don't like to talk about it.

what did i forget...


Oh yeah, we saw this rock on the walk, that the link there. Its pretty sweet, eh?